mashed in maryland
3:25 Sun Apr 26
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I give it a couple weeks til people who don't clap the NHS on Thursdays start getting their windows bricked.
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Kaiser Zoso
3:21 Sun Apr 26
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Treat people like grown ups
Especially funny when there are multiple instances of prosecutions for spitting at people or touching food in supermarkets with intent to pass on the infection.
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HAMMERNH
2:57 Sun Apr 26
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R factor
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ak37
2:27 Sun Apr 26
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Exit Strategy
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WHU(Exeter)
5:20 Sat Apr 25
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KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
Oh no, hang on....
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cup of tea
4:41 Sat Apr 25
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Stay home (not working)
Save lives (700+ a day still)
Protect the NHS (staff not having correct PPE)
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White Pony
10:53 Fri Apr 24
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Ag, Ex son. Why Don’t You is exactly right, except I always seem to remember it had Scouse kids presenting it, for some reason.
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WHU(Exeter)
1:51 Fri Apr 24
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No, but my sleep patterns totally changed, tonight's an exception but usually asleep a couple of hours earlier and up at sunlight.
I'll be on the BBC morning news tomorrow, championing it and telling everyone how "SO...it also saves on electricity, which is important when we are all in this together"
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Alfie
1:47 Fri Apr 24
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Has anyone else taken a regular - huge and unmitigated shit - at least a couple of times daily - recurring - during the lock down ginger window?
Ive had a couple of turnouts in this window that im not ashamed to say i didnt think id come back from. A coulle of stools a judge would have given me life for. Made an example of me - like the Crays - except for doing a dung.
This lickerdiwn thing has made my cack smelll of manure. Fuck knows why.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
1:41 Fri Apr 24
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White Pony 1:24 Fri Apr 24
Yeah loads of people trying to make a name for themselves on the back of the situation.
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WHU(Exeter)
1:40 Fri Apr 24
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White Pony, well said and spot on.
The morning news in particular has morphed into some kind of daily long version of Why Don't You (but only if it's in your back garden and splurged across SOCIAL MEDIA) where the self obsessed are all suddenly getting their 15 minutes of fame.
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Alfie
1:26 Fri Apr 24
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' new normal,
Sounds like an 80s stand up comic. I tell yiu what the new normal is mate and it aint what the cuntish news casters think it is - wearing their earnest faces añd vying to get the historical soundbite that will be replayed on shit channel 5 dockurmentries about the 'covid days' so their ego is massaged.
The new normal is a massive and unexplained loss of sex drive: total reduction / absence of wanking / rutting. No one is talking about it - for fear of seeming odd. Everyone pretending to be fucking like Sting on yoga sex cocaine. Cobblers.
Human nature when fronted with possible / potential death is reduction in fucking.
Odd darwinian response. Linked to survival of fittest. The fuckers shall inherit earth.
Majority aint fucking.
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White Pony
1:24 Fri Apr 24
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LOOK AT WHAT I’M DOING IN LOCKDOWN TO ENTERTAIN MY KIDS. LOOK!!!
Or, you could just get on with doing that kind of shit that most people would do anyway and not broadcast it for smug points? I have made literally zero social media posts about my lockdown activities and intend to keep it that way. Needy cunts everywhere desperate for validation. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
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BRANDED
12:52 Fri Apr 24
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Germans
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gph
12:49 Fri Apr 24
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It's not a coronavirus cough, honest.
Used this a few times myself.
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geoffpikey
12:26 Fri Apr 24
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REAL heroes
We're further apart, and yet we all feel closer together
Rec-cog-nition
Banks with poems. The cunts.
Somehow, the glittering careers of sporting superstars such as Carlos Sanchez don't seem important now. (Only kidding.)
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Eric Hitchmoe
11:15 Thu Apr 23
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Cunting China.
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Westside
6:27 Wed Apr 22
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Clap for the NHS.
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Far Cough
6:07 Wed Apr 22
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Bono Estente
Whoops, sorry, wrong lock down
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ak37
6:05 Wed Apr 22
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Starting every reply with “So ............”
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